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[Intro] One morning in Halloween Town The Pumpkin King woke to a theft For someone had chopped all the Christmas trees down And came looking to see what was left Each gentleman gazed at the other Like a mirror that spoke to his sins Both pale-white and thin with skeletons grins Jack and Once-ler alike him as twins! Oh, the FUSS! Oh, the NOISE! For these LANKY, UNSAVORY BOYS! Me oh my! Me oh me! TMI! AO3! Every Tumblr board plotted its ploys ‘Till up rose the axe of the Once-ler And he sprayed it all over poor Jack Who arose with a twisted expression With a venomous verbal ATTACK! [Verse 1: Jack Skellington] Why, hello! What a peculiar mushroom-nosed fellow I heard you’ve embarked on a crazed mission to make millions Stick to your books; keep that plague-ridden face hidden While we both lose our heads, yours was turned to pudding As your mind unraveled like Oogie Boogie Deep down all that’s fueling the smoke and polluting’s Your relatives’ mockery leaving you fuming So follow your heart, not your family’s greed Let corruption grow once they planted the seed As they poisoned your mind with their rotten entitlement All for you to regift that toxic environment What’s this? The empty remnants of hills and valleys You have a vision of the future more grim than Sally’s So stop cutting all the trees down And please make your way back to Hollowing-town [Verse 2: The Once-ler] How’s this for holiday magic? The Elfman Burton has slaving away to make classics You got that Frankenstein doll to pursue ya Just to end up as more of a screw-up You fought to escape a life so mundane Then circled right back? Now that’s just chump change While puzzling your chums with holiday junk Pal, you’re one to judge; we both leave lands stumped Poor old Jack, it’s business so know your facts The goods with the most demand run out the lower racks And the naive ones? You know how they turn out Crashing in flames, left with real burnout [Verse 3: Jack Skellington] Why, you’ve thought so small! Money won’t grow on trees when you’ve chopped them all! I shall give to the people the greatest of nights While you take all that you can except good advice You’re a slave to your figures keeping them climbing But I only need one Zero to guide me I’ll be passing out gifts from these wishlist While you’re crashing just like your Thneed business I’ll visit your studio – fly right by! Why, if you can go over their heads why can’t I? While you look through your boards to a world killed by greed A sickness that your Dr. Seuss couldn’t treat! In a million years they’ll find all that is left Mere dust and a plaque by its side unless [Verse 4: The Once-ler] Who cares about some wildlife? You’re the Pumpkin King but I carved my place in the skyline You went and put Sandy Claws through the ringer Just for your dreams to slip through your fingers Spent your days through the winter season Decorating your Christmas treason All they ever gave you for your little scheme Was the lead you tasted like a trigg-er treat So I’m figgering that I’ll keep biggering Turning your town to one notch in my industry But if you want a new spot to run, I’ll take you back with me And this fossil can power my factories Traumatizing youths, saying I’m so cruel When that sack full of gifts runs on nightmare fuel So compared to the scars that you leave How bad can I possibly be?. The Once-ler vs Jack Skellington – Rap Battle lyrics – Freshy Kanal : Get lyrics and music video of this song here on LyricsBull.com