Tangotalk

[Verse 1] Greetings, zoo creatures, I’m the zookeep Whom you might see missing on the news – weep! My duty is to scoop up all the poopies Any deuce you have dropped, I’ve got to review please All I do is snoop through a slew of huge heaps None of it looks good, because the food’s cheap Now my mind is a turd from this grind loop – wee! All I find are the words that can rhyme with poopy Been here too long and I’m still a newbie But I don’t hate my job ’cause of all the doodies Something in the darkness started to creep Why’d I pick the nightshift? Deja vu, screw sleep If you think counting is all we’re doing to sheep We are past bedtime, but nobody’s snoozy More than fevers running here, nor is it the zoomies I’ll get to the bottom now, empty your booties Diagnosis – Zoochosis – no wonder we’re loopy The enclosures are open, oh, this is so spooky Although it isn’t fecal matter in which I went too deep Make like number two – evacuate, tout de suite DNA rearrange – nature did an oopsy Brought a body cam with me if you wanted to peep Simply watching all the footage probably got you woozy Oowee! This rodeo is gonna be a doozy [Chorus] Welcome to the freakshow The beasts can’t be contained Like a number two you’ve been holding Through your shift all day [Verse 2] But I told you I’m no poop-scooping rookie If an animal is sick, proof is in the dookies Any supernatural crap? It’s just super soupy Instead of a broom, I vacuum if it’s goofy When I ring the dinnerbell, I got all the groupies Dealing out meals, every snoot gets a boopy I will surely nurture these abused beasts I’ll be there to nurse ’em like a mother’s booby Now how many mouths do I need to feed? A lot, but I’ll not be the thing you eat I’ll admit what I’ve be dishing isn’t wagyu beef In fact, I think that it used to walk upon two feet If this FDA approved? Ew, it’s awful juicy Probably gonna puke, but I’ll see the job through – see? You could say my job blows – it is so toothy Excuse me? ‘Cause these herbivores grew a few teeth I mean the type that look like they’re for chewing through meat Not a huge leap to say, they turned a new leaf Out the window – evolution we just threw, yeet My family is gonna need plumber to exhume me I’m a hostage! This dude didn’t recruit me But the jobless do not get to be choosy My boss, if he can called be that, I oughta sue, jeez! I’ll be shocked if there’s any business that this zoo keeps What’d they shoot me up with? Now am I a zoo freak? Was it just a booster? How does that behoove me? Every single zebra, penguin, hippopotamus has been Cooped up for too long, soon they’ll be coop-free Get your tickets, this is unlike anything you’ve seen But if you’re at all squeamish, then you’d better move seats It assimilates with anything – how groovy Speaking of the Thing, I think I’m living in that movie [Chorus] Welcome to the freakshow The beasts can’t be contained Like a number two you’ve been holding Through your shift all day All we do is eat, sleep, poop Not lazy, rinse, repeat and loop Just crazy, we’re all gonna lose it in this zoo Writing’s on the wall, but I can read it all within your pod [Outro] Haha! I fear no demons, I am their feeder, excrete your secret, I’m the Poopkeeper. The Poopkeeper lyrics – JT Music : Get lyrics and music video of this beautiful song here on LyricsBull.com