Tangotalk

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg] There’s been something on my mind for a long time A special passion of mine, I do it every chance that I find So next time you walk past and throw away your trash, I’ll pick up the phone And then do what I do best [Chorus: Andy Samberg] Now here I go I’m reporting you to the cops Fills me with delight And here I go I’m reporting you to the cops And all my neighbors thing I’m right [Verse 2: Andy Samberg] I’ve been itching to do some snitching I’m in my kitchen listening to my conditioning And then picking up that phone, ooh-oh And I know you’re not supposed to do this anymore But does it help to know that who I snitched on was white? (White, white, white) And now that that’s cleared up, we can all relax And enjoy this incredible song About calling the pigs on this **** on my lawn, woah It’s called having a cake and eating it too I baked the cake and I ate the cake Say, \”Hell, yeah, ***, hell, yeah\” Hell, yeah, ***, hell, yeah [Chorus: Andy Samberg] Now here I go I’m reporting you to the cops I’m calling the pigs on a fellow white And here I go I’m reporting you to the cops Gonna sleep like a baby tonight Now make way for my wife [Verse 3: Charli xcx] Now, hold up, wait a minute ‘Cause I’m about to snitch like I invented it They gonna roll up any minute I payed my **** taxes now I’m cashing in on every penny Piggy, piggy, babe in the city When I smell bacon, that always makes me feel giffy I literally dare you to park within two centimeters of my driveway, b!tch [Bridge: Andy Samberg